49ers Blabberings

I have been a 49ers fan ever since I was a little chap. There was actually a picture of me, now long gone, with a full 49ers get up on, pads and all, of me when I was 5 years old. 27 years later, my obsession continues. I think I spent half of my morning creating a detailed excel spreadsheet of what games I am going to, which ones my friends are going to and everything in-between. My friend Ben and I share season tickets. Every time I get anything in the mail it's addressed to both of us which probably looks pretty gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that....I mean if that's what you're into.


























So the Niners should just hire me already. I think I probably know more about the team that John York (http://dumpyork.com/) himself who is probably thinking more about where his next mega mall is going to be in Ohio or how he can integrate a mega mall into the new stadium plan. I probably know more about the team that his 27 year old son Jeb York (you know he's a dip-shit with a name like Jeb - sorry to any Jeb's out there) who basically got the team handed to him by Papi regardless of the fact that he has never worked in football before. I've tried to go to the 49er website to look for careers. And I'm not talking working with the AARP folks serving Budweiser at the games. Seriously, these people, while I respect the charity of letting them serve beer at games, have no business peddling $8.50 beers (actually, nobody does). But I have never seen people struggle so much to pour a beer. Sometimes I think they're going to croak before I get my beer. But the 49er site has no career section. It's all about the cronyism in sports. I've considered getting an MBA in sports marketing but I'm not sure that would even help. Anybody know anybody at the 49ers? That would be my dream job.

So until I get that dream job I will admire the 49ers from afar. Which isn't that bad of a thing. Life could be worse - I don't have a job, but I have 49ers season tickets! To finish, I will show you what is probably the best 49er video of all time - and it aint even football!